Oot and Aboot with Some Canadian Skeptic

Sex education is great. Access to safe-sex education and materials is also great. If you wanted, you could go to your university's in-house doctor's office, and discreetly grab a couple of condoms without having to worry about the embarrassment of the drug store (the older the age of the cashier the more awkward it is). If you do this, take my advice: be careful which pocket you stash the condoms in. And take careful inventory of how many you take, and what else is in that pocket.

Otherwise, you might run the risk of going to the grocery store, and when paying, whipping out your wallet with such ferocity as to fling 5 condom packets all over the cashier's desk and conveyor belt as it was moving. And it's possible that although you, and the other customers saw this rubber-fireworks display, the cashier might not, and continue to move the condoms treacherously slow down the conveyor belt, only stopping when you sheepishly ask, "....ummm....could you...stop the belt....please?"

Not like that happened to me an hour ago at Price Chopper or anything.







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