Oot and Aboot with Some Canadian Skeptic

So's I says to Mabel, I says,

Did I mention I was in Toronto this weekend? Probably not twice. Anyway, I sure didn't notice anything odd about the city. Absolutely nothing. The campus of UofT was beautiful, and nothing stood up out of place


This is a completely normal, non-penis shaped building on the University of Toronto campus. It doesn't at all look like a penis. Please draw your attention to our huge non-penis-shaped building that we erected in the 60's:


Too far for you? Just get off the Bus? Rich, and work on Bay street? Need totally, non-penis-shaped buildings?There. That should suffice. Toronto is a very proud city. We're not compensating for anything whatsoever.

Pride in the sky indeed.